brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

(via brxkenpetal)

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ohmyhayleywilliams:

istillloveparamore:

When you fart and someone else notices 

HAHAHAHAHA
brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

(via ohmyhayleywilliams)

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Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars

(Source: augustus-elg0rt, via deathneverstoppedus)

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tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

(via hrrmmm)

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theperfecthit:

creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via ohioisonwaterr)

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